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Not ew! Cute!

Bodily fluids aren't cute.

How do you feel about Astrid exactly?

Her’s are a necessary and occasional evil.

A dog's could also be a necessary and occasional evil if you let it be.

Astrid is cute to the necessary extent. Dogs are not.

How do you feel about cats?

They’re fine.

Soooooo, how do you feel about us getting a cat?

Just get a fish. Some nice sea monkeys.

You can't pet sea monkeys.

You can name them. What else do you need?

Nice pettable fur.

Fur gets fleas.

There's stuff to prevent that, you know.

Robots don’t get fleas.

That's not the same and you know it.

Fine.

So when are you available for a trip to the shelter?

Pause. I want to hear it from Astrid, first.

What are you looking to hear?

That she desires a beast.

You mean to tell me she hasn't mentioned it to you before?

I want to hear it again. She’s cute.

Best thing we ever did together.

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