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Have fun.

Also, I mean it. Don't come back from the park with a dog.

No promises.

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Don’t make my drone fly over there.

I suppose we'll just have to satisfy ourselves by petting the dogs in the park.

What's so great about them?

What isn't there to like?

Their personalities, their ears, their big floppy tongues...

Ew.

Not ew! Cute!

Bodily fluids aren't cute.

How do you feel about Astrid exactly?

Her’s are a necessary and occasional evil.

A dog's could also be a necessary and occasional evil if you let it be.

Astrid is cute to the necessary extent. Dogs are not.

How do you feel about cats?

They’re fine.

Soooooo, how do you feel about us getting a cat?

Just get a fish. Some nice sea monkeys.

You can't pet sea monkeys.

You can name them. What else do you need?

Nice pettable fur.

Fur gets fleas.

There's stuff to prevent that, you know.

Robots don’t get fleas.

That's not the same and you know it.

Fine.

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